Crazy about Celtic Woman

You know you're obsessed with Celtic Woman...

When you have a whole wall (or worse yet, room) in your house with just Celtic Woman stuff.

When you listen to a song sung by another singer (yes, the atrocity of it!), you think about which of the Celtic Woman would sing that song.

You dedicate a whole blog to them. (Guilty as charged!)

When you know the birthdays of all the Celtic Woman, but you have no clue when your own family's birthdays are.

You've named your five daughters Lisa, Chloe, Mairead, Lynn, and Alex. (And you have your little "Mairead" going to fiddle lessons...five days a week...at three weeks old.)

You've named your five SONS Lisa, Chloe, Mairead, Lynn, and Alex.

You have your children do impromptu versions of Celtic Woman songs...sometimes at rather strange places...like the grocery store...kind of like this...


(Sung to the melody of: "Oronico Flow")


What's on sale, what's on sale, down here at the grocery store?
Here's the meat, here's the meat, better make sure that it's lean
What's on sale, what's on sale, get their flyer at the door
Where's the peas, where's the peas? They're next to the yellow beans...

Sale today, sale today, sale today. Sale today, sale today, sale today.
Sale today, sale today, sale today. Sale today, sale today, sale today.

Aisle one, hot dog buns, should we take before they're gone?
No instead, pick up bread. Should we pick up two...or three?
And the line for the deli is just way too long
Where's the toothpaste and the soap? They're both in aisle three..

Sale today, sale today, sale today. Sale today, sale today, sale today.
Sale today, sale today, sale today. Sale today, sale today, sale today.

Pick up milk, pick up eggs...my word, it's almost noon
Look at the checkout line, hope we can get out soon
How many items in our cart? Do we have less than ten?
Don't tell me that you left the coupons home again?

What's on sale, what's on sale, down here at the grocery store?
What's on sale, what's on sale, sale today, sale today, sale today.